August 2009
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July 2009
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May 2009
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American Idol Tonight
Vik: oh whatever, make me a star!
american idol
me: you got it
i'll send it to America's Next Top MOdel
Vik: haha, that would be interesting
I am def watching american idol tonight
not gonna lie
me: is that Pete Wentz guy still in it?
Vik: no
me: isn't his name Lambert Something?
i thought he was going to win
Vik: oh yea he is in
him and kris allen
they are both pretty good
me: who do you like better?
Vik: kris, adam is good but a little too wild for me
kris is more my type
hehehehehhe
me: So you'd make out with him?
Vik: um no
haha i was jk
me: but you'll make out with Adam?
Vik: um duh!
who wouldn't omg
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Lady Killers
This is the photo I’m referring to in the previous video. As you can see my friends and I were the sexiest group of 8 year olds in the history of upstate New York.
And now we’re even sexier
-Nina
Best quotes:
“In America its done pantless” “I have told that lie several times” “Juggernaut what up!” “You’re like Aladdin but the female Aladdin…Abu!” “A lady never tells… So you’re going to tell everything.” “pictures are for the people who were there, photograps are for people who weren’t....
A more advance prize at bingo (a Magic Hat promotional hoodie, and two free beers) required this sort of spectacle.
Last night the gentleman you see here won a fabulous prize (gay porn) at Bowery Poetry Club’s Bingo night. For all you squares who missed it Justin and I will be back next week (and so will the transvestites)
Nina
Something about going to Hibachi makes my friend Mikey lose it.
April 2009
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This came down my block this afternoon. I’m not Catholic so I don’t really know what it was for, but it’s nice to know there are so many seniors in my neighborhood.
Saw this yesterday in my neighborhood. Might go back tomorrow and see how it turned out.
Lady Gaga
Me: i think i got itchy from listening to Lady Gaga
she's can transmit STDs through her dumb music
Drumm: hah
Drumm: i hate her
Drumm: she looks like she is from outer space
Me: she looks like she has lice
Mexican Easter Party in Park Slope, Brooklyn. My friend Cristina kills a pinata.
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Sobriety... It's Surprisingly Difficult
So by now you may have heard that I have sworn off drinking FOREVER (or until further notice). I did not come to this decision lightly, let’s not forget I love drinking. I can’t go into too much detail because afterall, this is the Internet. You never know who might be twittering this tomorrow. So let’s just say that last Friday I broke up with someone. At least I think...
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Dear Virginia, You Can Eat It!
I just received a rejection EMAIL from University of Virginia Law School. What kind of low-budget school sends a rejection email at 9:30pm? Rude hicks, that’s who.
Regardless, I’m not that upset. Yes, the University of Virginia is ranked 9th by US News and World Report, but everyone knows that the guys at USNWR like to report the news with their own unique spin.
I knew that even...
March 2009
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