I just received a rejection EMAIL from University of Virginia Law School.  What kind of low-budget school sends a rejection email at 9:30pm?  Rude hicks, that’s who.

Regardless, I’m not that upset.  Yes, the University of Virginia is ranked 9th by US News and World Report, but everyone knows that the guys at USNWR like to report the news with their own unique spin.

I knew that even if I got into UV I never would have went.  I’m just not the kind of girl that moves to Virginia.  Obviously, spending $300 a month on rent would have left me with a lot of free cash to buy booze, but I just quit drinking yesterday.  Sure checking out the largest assortment of Fabergé Eggs outside of Russia would be cool for a weekend trip but what would I have done for the rest of those 3 years?

I can still be rejected by four more schools, three of which are in places I actually want to live.  In my worst nightmare I get rejection emails from everyone tonight and tomorrow go crazy applying to every C-List school with rolling admission.  If anyone sees a crazy-eyed brunette wandering around Brooklyn muttering to herself about fee waivers tomorrow, don’t worry that’s just me.