So by now you may have heard that I have sworn off drinking FOREVER (or until further notice). I did not come to this decision lightly, let’s not forget I love drinking. I can’t go into too much detail because afterall, this is the Internet. You never know who might be twittering this tomorrow. So let’s just say that last Friday I broke up with someone. At least I think that’s what happened. After a too-good-to-resist drink special (who said the recession sucks? on Friday you can get 6 PBRs for $10) I met my now ex-boyfriend for dinner after which I told him I couldn’t see him anymore, and may or may not have called him a dickbag. From that moment on (read: the next morning when I thought my head was going to split open) I decided my Happy Hours were over and I was going to move to a dry county. That was 6 days ago and I think it’s about time I took inventory of my life.
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Drunk - Ate 2 English muffin and leftover Chinese over the sink
Sober - Made a lasagna from scratch
Drunk - Flirted with ex-boyfriend’s cute friend when ex-boyfriend was in the bathroom.
Sober - Slept with some really lame dudes.
Drunk - Listened to the Supremes at maximum volume at 3am
Sober - Listened to the Supremes at maximum volume at 3am
Sober - Wrote law school essay
Drunk - Wrote this blog post.
